Was Posted on one of my friends facebook page..
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE :
1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemies but remember their names,and adresses..
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Facebook Status..
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SYED833
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rraju2805
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Re: Facebook Status..
Great lines.
YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOMETIME
BUT YOU CAN"T FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL TIME
BUT YOU CAN"T FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL TIME
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sokkri
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Re: Facebook Status..
Fine lines. Line 3 i liked most. Its great again.
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prashantsingh
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Re: Facebook Status..
Good one
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captrakshitsharma
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forumreader
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Re: Facebook Status..
Check it out. Top 10 funniest facebook fan pages. It's hilarious. 