Just for Laughs...

[nabeelmdkhan]

Patni : Shadi se phele aap roz roz gift dete teh,
Par ab nahi dete Kyu??
Pati: Kabhi tum ne machware ko machli pakdane
ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai kya?

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife
into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for
being cruel to the crocodiles.

Man: Dr is there any way for living a long life?
Dr. Get Married.
Man: Will it help.
Dr. No, but you will forget thinking about a long Life.

Yeh hai Discovery Channel.
Aaj hum ek ajib prani ke bare may padhenge.
Is jiv ka naam hai "Wife"
Yeh aksar gharon may payi jati hai.
Inka pousthik aahar Husband ka bheja hai!
Inhe aksar naaraz hone ka Naatak karte hue
dekha jaata hai.
Is praani ka sab say baada khatarnak hatiyar
Rona or Emotional Blackmail karna hai.
Inke Saampark may rehne say Tension naam
ki Bimari ho sakti hai. Jis ka koi illaj nahi.
NOTE: Bas in say savdhan rehna.

Broccoli: I am not happy with my looks.... I look like a Tree.
Walnut: And i look like a Brain.
Mushroom: That's not too bad ... I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Can we please change the Topic

[brihacharan]

Good Ones!
Briha

[rraju2805]