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Haircut

Post by sawbones » Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:16 am

The Haircut




One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ' I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
' Thank you ' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, ' I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing a
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ' Thank
you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing a
community service this week. The Politician was very happy & left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a Dozen
Politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.


BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
The impossible just takes more time

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Re: Haircut

Post by dr.jayakumar » Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:40 am

nice one.

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Re: Haircut

Post by Katana » Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:48 am

:lol:
Justice alone is the mainstay of government and the source of prosperity to the governed, injustice is the most pernicious of things; it saps the foundations of the government and brings ruin upon the realm - Sher Shah Sur, Sultan-ul-Adil.

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Re: Haircut

Post by prashantsingh » Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:48 pm

Loved the last line.

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Re: Haircut

Post by GreenBeret » Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:54 pm

sawbones wrote:

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
:agree: :agree:
The right of self-defense is the first law of nature..

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Re: Haircut

Post by shooter » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:14 am

:cheers:
You want more gun control? Use both hands!

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One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.

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Re: Haircut

Post by Baljit » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:58 am

:cheers:

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