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xl_target
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by xl_target » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:42 am
Something I saw on another forum:
Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope."
"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"
"Not a damn thing..."
“Never give in, never give in, never; never; never; never – in nothing, great or small, large or petty – never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense” — Winston Churchill, Oct 29, 1941
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nvnrjn
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by nvnrjn » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:02 am
Good one!!
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Vikram
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by Vikram » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:50 pm
Good one.
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vishosingh
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by vishosingh » Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:45 pm
An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
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prashantsingh
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by prashantsingh » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:18 pm
As an Indian Citizen I would be afraid of accidently shooting myself,----- out of shear excitement.
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Baljit
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by Baljit » Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:52 am
very good
Baljit
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viks4guns
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by viks4guns » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:28 pm
good one...
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good one...
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shooter
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by shooter » Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:45 am
You want more gun control? Use both hands!
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
