odd ball and dear

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odd ball and dear

Post by nagarifle » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:27 am

this one beats em all
http://www.wimp.com/oneball/
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Re: odd ball and dear

Post by MoA » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:55 am

cute

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Re: odd ball and dear

Post by adkol » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:27 am

Nice

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Re: odd ball and dear

Post by abhrankash » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:45 pm

let me tell you people a joke.



Friend are like that ‬
After Results, If U Pass



Teacher: Arre aakhir padhaya kisne tha

Maa: Arre sab baba ki kripa hai

Dad: Aakhir beta kiska hai

Friend: Chal, pee ke aate hain…






But, If U Fail



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Maa: Arre sab mobile ki wajah se hua hai

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Friend: Chal, pee ke aate hain…


Sab badal jaate hain,
but DOST NAHII……
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Re: odd ball and dear

Post by shooter » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:57 pm

Nagarigle: :)
Abhranksh: :uncontrollable:
You want more gun control? Use both hands!

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Re: odd ball and dear

Post by abhrankash » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:23 am

shooter wrote:Nagarigle: :)
Abhranksh: :uncontrollable:
अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा,
गैरों में कहाँ दम था.
मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी,
जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.


मुझे जिस एम्बुलेन्स में डाला,
उसका पेट्रोल ख़त्म था.
मुझे रिक्शे में इसलिए बैठाया,
क्योंकि उसका किराया कम था.


मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया,
नर्सों में कहाँ दम था.
मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके नीचे बम था.


मुझे तो बम से उड़ाया,
गोली में कहाँ दम था.
और मुझे सड़क में दफनाया,
क्योंकि कब्रिस्तान में फंक्शन था
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