True Friends

[bikky123]

True friends are those
Jo nark main b milay to kahai
Yamraj ki larki daikhi
Kya mast hai boss

A man and his ever nagging wife were on a trip to Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly.
The under taker tells him it will be 50$ to bury her here and 5000 $ to ship her home
The husband says ship her home
The under taker is very surprised and says sir why not bury her here in the holy land and save the cost as well
The husband replies long long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and he rose from the dead 3 days
later I cant take any chances

Two Sikh solders capture an enemy solder and were about to shoot him
He pleads for his life so they promise to do so on one condition.
They give him a dice and say if the number is 1,2,3,4or 5 they will shoot him
Hoping against hope the poor man says agar 6 aa gaya to?
Sardars oya Ludo nahi khala agar 6 aya to fir say bari