PIGS, SEXUAL ASSAULT AND DONKEYS!

[goodboy_mentor]

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this "news" to her mother.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll
take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, If there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand Firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again."

More:

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book" she replies, (thinking, "Isn't thatobvious?")

"You`re in a Restricted Fishing Area" he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"For reading a book?" she replies, "You are in a Restricted Fishing Area" he informs her again.

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault" says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you" says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am" and he left.

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Daily domestic abuse of indian husbands-

indian wives sanskaro wali hoti hai, vo sabke samne apne pati ko "Abey Gadhe sunte ho?" nahi kehti, isliye short me kehti hai "A. G. sunte ho?"(Indian wives are cultured, hence they do not call their husbands as "Abey Gadhe sunte ho?"(Hey Donkey are you listening to me?) publicly, instead they say "A. G. are you listening to me?")

[sagar]

Keep going pal.
The fishing one is really Rocking.

[lionheartguru]

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[american lockpicker]

LOL, lol, ???