A man dies and goes to hell, there he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He was told ,"First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on and checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more country's..
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell..
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, what do they do here?"
He was told, First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells...so why are so many people waiting to get in here?" asked the man.
Because maintenance is so bed that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the Indian devil is a former Govt. servant, so he comes in and signs the register and then goes to the canteen!
INDIAN devil
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nagarifle
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INDIAN devil
Nagarifle
if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
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vrohan59
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Re: INDIAN devil
War does not define who is right -- only who is left
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
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hvj1
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chucky
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Re: INDIAN devil
Nice one 
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Sakobav
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Re: INDIAN devil
+1chucky wrote:Nice one
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sawbones
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Re: INDIAN devil
At last the govt servants are doing something right
sawbones
sawbones
The impossible just takes more time
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Devender
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Re: INDIAN devil
superb..
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sudesh
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Re: INDIAN devil
LoL
लोड करके राईफल, जब जीप पे सवार होते...
बाऩध साफा जब गबरू तयार होते.....
देखती है दुनिया छत पर चढके.....
और कहते
"काश हम भी जाट होते"......
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"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is two wolves attempting to have a sheep for dinner and finding a well-informed, well-armed sheep."
बाऩध साफा जब गबरू तयार होते.....
देखती है दुनिया छत पर चढके.....
और कहते
"काश हम भी जाट होते"......
..............
"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is two wolves attempting to have a sheep for dinner and finding a well-informed, well-armed sheep."
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shooter
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Re: INDIAN devil
You want more gun control? Use both hands!
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.