Indians speak better English!

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Indians speak better English!

Post by brihacharan » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:55 pm

Hi Guys,
> This is down-right hilarious...read on :lol:
In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctor’s office in Rome:
WE’RE SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners in Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

On a main road in Mombassa:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

Poster in Kenya:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

In a cemetery in France:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

In a Tokyo bar:
WE HAVE SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Hotel in Yugoslavia:
HE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel in Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

In a Moscow hotel:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

A sign in Germany s’ Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Hotel in Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Ad. for donkey rides in Thailand :
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
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Brihacharan :cheers:

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Re: Indians speak better English!

Post by Virendra S Rathore » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:01 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ... superb
WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
:lol: :lol:
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Post by chucky » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:20 pm

The Queen would have a heart attack if she read this. ROTFL ROTFL :cheers:

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Re: Indians speak better English!

Post by nagarifle » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:24 pm

in an indian shop the sign "pick your own produce" based in Wimbledon.
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Post by hvj1 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:25 pm

ROTFL

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Re: Indians speak better English!

Post by diskaon » Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:17 am

Haven't you heard this one -

" I have Two Daughters, ... Both are girls"

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Post by Vassili Zaitsev » Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:12 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Post by Mark » Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:52 am

diskaon wrote:Haven't you heard this one -

" I have Two Daughters, ... Both are girls"

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Post by HydNawab » Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:21 pm

I remember my history teacher saying this whenever I and two friends of mine used to be disruptive during class.

"Both of you three get out of the class !"

Aah the good old days!
'It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger squeeze'.

'You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.'

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Post by kanwar76 » Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:24 pm

HydNawab wrote:I remember my history teacher saying this whenever I and two friends of mine used to be disruptive during class.

"Both of you three get out of the class !"

Aah the good old days!

LOL

We had another good one -- My scooter is understanding the tree :mrgreen:

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Post by shooter » Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:24 pm

I remember my history teacher saying this whenever I and two friends of mine used to be disruptive during class.

"Both of you three get out of the class !"

The good ole Indian urban legend.
Every school had one teacher who said this.
You want more gun control? Use both hands!

God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.

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Post by HydNawab » Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:35 pm

Open the windows please boys, let the weather come in.
'It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger squeeze'.

'You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.'

-- Al Capone

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Post by nakul999 » Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:53 pm

Open the window let the air force come in

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Re: Indians speak better English!

Post by casual shooter » Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:01 pm

Lala Amarnath used to say "bahut hi cloudy badal chai hue hai" game hoga ki nahi.,

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