Delhi members - some fishing this weekend?

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Post by Yaj » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:28 pm

Pran";p="27730 wrote:
Try chicken gut- you may start liking the worms :twisted:
I second that LOL!

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Post by eljefe » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:52 pm

Prans been there , done that! and what else, only the stones of the manchenbelle reservoir can attest to!
And i was the one who recommended the 'emergency enema'!!
A step up the ladder people, from 'darlings' to 'dirty swines' epitomises anupams dirty hands after some perversions with worms...lets hobblit this sun! and stay off the KT? or this time you'll swear you saw a white dorsal fin about 10 ft high in that pond :evil:
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Post by dev » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:26 pm

Have a good time you dirty swines and I hope you'll don't even get a bite. :mrgreen:
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Thank You Lord Bana now I'm sure we'll have the best fishing that we'll ever have ;-).

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Post by mundaire » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:28 pm

I'm in!! :)

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Post by dev » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:30 pm

Pran";p="27730 wrote:
Anupam";p="27729 wrote:Uhhhhh !
Shoving hooks up earthworm asses is too harsh a punishment, M'Lords' ...
If you are not aware, it does leave off some kinda slime {or maybe pee} on my hands... :(
Try chicken gut- you may start liking the worms :twisted:
True , true gawd that is really evil stuff...I'll take an earthworm any day. Dev
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Post by Olly » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:43 pm

ya... take it without the hopps beverage... :D
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Re: Delhi members - some fishing this weekend?

Post by Risala » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:19 pm

Ok,Sun it is.The fate of that elusive fish is sealed.

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Re: Delhi members - some fishing this weekend?

Post by Mack The Knife » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:42 pm

Sanjay";p="27748 wrote:Ok,Sun it is.The fate of that elusive fish is sealed.

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Har har har.... the only thing you chaps will be catching is forty winks whilst waiting for a bite. :mrgreen:

Damn all of you, especially since I have just received a new spinning rod and three top water frogs and no where to use it.

Wifey: Hi Mack The Knife! Here's your rod.

Moi: Thanks. Did Asif give you another packet containing frogs?

W: Frogs! Live ones?

Moi (sensing an opportunity to pull a fast one): Don't be silly, they have been desicated. Where are they?

W: In my laptop bag. Take them out, take them out...

M: Can you show me which part of the bloody bag (one of those Samsonite contraptions) they are in?

W: No you find them. Fast! And wash everything in the bag as well.

M: Including the laptop?!

W: Just take the damn things out, will you.

M (Takes out the packet, smells it and offers it to wifey): See, there's no smell.

W: Runs off and locks the bedroom door.

Half an hour later...

W: Have you put the frogs in your tackle bag?

M: No, they are in the fridge. They are meant to be stored that way.

W: Which part of the fridge?

M: Umm... I think I put them in the butter tray. Why?

W: Just get those things out of there right now!

At this point I burst out laughing and she knows she's been had.

W: Hehehe....very funny! Idiot!

Exit stage left.
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Re: Delhi members - some fishing this weekend?

Post by Pran » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:02 pm

Mack The Knife Bana";p="27760 wrote:
Har har har.... the only thing you chaps will be catching is forty winks whilst waiting for a bite. :mrgreen:

Damn all of you, especially since I have just received a new spinning rod and three top water frogs and no where to use it.

Wifey: Hi Mack The Knife! Here's your rod.

Moi: Thanks. Did Asif give you another packet containing frogs?

W: Frogs! Live ones?

Moi (sensing an opportunity to pull a fast one): Don't be silly, they have been desicated. Where are they?

W: In my laptop bag. Take them out, take them out...

M: Can you show me which part of the bloody bag (one of those Samsonite contraptions) they are in?

W: No you find them. Fast! And wash everything in the bag as well.

M: Including the laptop?!

W: Just take the damn things out, will you.

M (Takes out the packet, smells it and offers it to wifey): See, there's no smell.

W: Runs off and locks the bedroom door.

Half an hour later...

W: Have you put the frogs in your tackle bag?

M: No, they are in the fridge. They are meant to be stored that way.

W: Which part of the fridge?

M: Umm... I think I put them in the butter tray. Why?

W: Just get those things out of there right now!

At this point I burst out laughing and she knows she's been had.

W: Hehehe....very funny! Idiot!

Exit stage left.
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Post by Mack The Knife » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:13 pm

Anupam";p="27729 wrote:Is there not any other chastisement of my sins
Hmmm...let's see now....hmmm...

Hang on, Dev's just called in with a suggestion.

Okay, you can bait all the hooks with cockroaches. Mind you, they are even more attractive to the fish when they are kicking around, so start collecting them but keep them alive until Sunday.

No need to thank me...
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Re: Delhi members - some fishing this weekend?

Post by penpusher » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:16 pm

Exit stage left....out of the third floor window :mrgreen:
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Post by Mack The Knife » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:18 pm

Fortunately, they happened to be barred. Phew!
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Post by Pran » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:59 pm

Mack The Knife Bana";p="27772 wrote: Okay, you can bait all the hooks with cockroaches.
How does one use fish as bait? I've never been able to keep the 'live bait' alive for too long.

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Post by penpusher » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:40 pm

Mack The Knife Bana";p="27774 wrote: Fortunately, they happened to be barred. Phew!
So you got stuck in the window frame :wink:
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Post by Mack The Knife » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:01 pm

LOL
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