PROBLEMS FACED WITH IFG MEMBERSHIP

[aadhaulya]

I have become addicted to IFG. If I don't visit this forum for a day or two I start having withdrawal symptoms. Facing the following problems.

1. I had lost my job due to recession in the industry. Every day I decide to look for something on the internet but end up with IFG.
2. It is 2.30 am and I am sitting with my computer browsing IFG instead of looking for a new job.
3. My wife is creating a scene every 20 to 30 minutes that I should be sleeping as I have to drop my daughter to school tomorrow morning.

Any one else having similar problems and how does one handle it?? Wife being the major issue.

Atul

[ckkalyan]

[nagarifle]

yes Atul i understand the problem well. my solution is to divorce you pc at once.
if the desire still persist carry out the following

sit cross legged hands folded and meditate on how to improve the IOF 3006.
failing that stand on one leg and meditate on how to improve the IOF 3006

NOW if this does not cure your understandably incurable IFG disease then last attempt is to go to a nearest pc pharmacy and get a tablet. which can be taken underneath bed sheets anytime the attack occurs.

i am sure other old hands will have a better advice for you to follow.

i hope you recover from the incurable IFG disease soon. wish you all the best in your recovery

[brihacharan]

I have become addicted to IFG. If I don't visit this forum for a day or two I start having withdrawa.l
Any one else having similar problems and how does one handle it?? Wife being the major issue.
Atul

Atul,
As a '"Part-time DRUID" I contemplated on your problem after consuming a 'special potion' made of.....
* 1 sprig of mistletoe
* 2 cloves
* 1 strip of cinnamon
* 2 bay leaves
All boiled in 200ml of spring water, cooled & decanted and then spiked with a large peg of vodka....
The moment the brew hit the pit of my stomach, there was a blinding flash....soon after which the solution to your problem was revealed....It said...."Make Atul's WIFE a member of IFG"
Briha

[ibalajis]

I have become addicted to IFG. If I don't visit this forum for a day or two I start having withdrawa.l
Any one else having similar problems and how does one handle it?? Wife being the major issue.
Atul

Atul,
As a '"Part-time DRUID" I contemplated on your problem after consuming a 'special potion' made of.....
* 1 sprig of mistletoe
* 2 cloves
* 1 strip of cinnamon
* 2 bay leaves
All boiled in 200ml of spring water, cooled & decanted and then spiked with a large peg of vodka....
The moment the brew hit the pit of my stomach, there was a blinding flash....soon after which the solution to your problem was revealed....It said...."Make Atul's WIFE a member of IFG"
Briha

Good one Briha ji... ROFL

[SMJ]

I get on the site every 2 hours even at work

[aadhaulya]

@Nagarifle, can't divorce the PC till I find a new job. Finding a job means I need a cure for the addiction (vicious circle)
@Briha ji, there are two problems in the solution. 1st she has no interest in guns 2nd if she develops an interest in guns, then I do not get to use the computer at all.
@SMJ, You seem to be headed my way.

Atul