Santa is on his way

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Santa is on his way

Post by xl_target » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:07 am

Here's my feel-good story for the season.

Every year, NORAD (the North American Aerospace Defense Command) tracks Santa during the Christmas season. For generations, American children have been able to find out where Santa is just prior to Christmas. Now thanks to the Internet, children world wide can follow Santa's journey from the North Pole to deliver presents to "good" children all over the world. Below is how that tradition started.

No, Nagarifle, you cannot have a 105mm Howitzer. It's too big for Santa's sleigh. Besides that, I don't think you've been very good this year. You're just going to get a lump of coal. ;)
NORAD Tracks Santa's Path on Christmas Eve Because of a Typo
In December 1955, a Sears ad misprinted a phone number—the North Pole's.

It was 1955, and Christmas was approaching, and Sears had a new idea for a yuletide gimmick. In local newspapers, the department store placed ads ... on behalf of Santa himself.

"HEY, KIDDIES!" the ad read, in a greeting that would seem creepy only in retrospect. "Call me on my private phone and I will talk to you personally any time day or night."

The ads then listed local numbers for area children to call to get some one-on-one Kringle time. Which must have seemed, if you were a kid back then, pretty amazing. A direct line to St. Nick! Kids could, finally, bypass the middlemen that stood between between them and their gifts—the U.S. Postal Service, their parents—and go directly to the source. And, even more directly, to that source's enormous bag of loot. You can almost hear the Ralphie Parker voice-over.

Suddenly, phone calls intended for Santa were being received on a top-secret NORAD line.
Like many innovations, though, Sears's frictionless Santa scheme found itself with an unforeseen problem. In the ad the company had placed in the local paper in Colorado Springs, Colorado, Sears had listed Santa's number as ME 2-6681. Which, according to Snopes, contained a typo: It was one digit off of the intended one. The number Sears had ended up printing and distributing to the city's citizens? The one for, as it happened, the Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD)—the predecessor of NORAD—which, like Santa, specialized in aeronautics. And which, unlike Santa, was based in Colorado Springs.

Suddenly, on Christmas Eve, phone calls intended for St. Nick were being received on a top-secret NORAD line—a line that was usually reserved for crises (which, back then, pretty much meant "Russians attacking"). When the first call came in, Colonel Harry Shoup, the officer on duty at CONAD, picked up the phone.


"Yes, Sir, this is Colonel Shoup."

As Mentalfloss puts it, the colonel received no reply—just silence.

“Sir? This is Colonel Shoup,” he said again.

More silence.

“Sir?" Shoup was probably, at this point, trying not to panic. Silence on the crisis line. "Can you read me alright?”

Finally, the caller spoke up. It was not a commanding officer. It was ... a little girl. And she was confused, too. "Are you really Santa Claus?" she asked.

Shoup, at that point, demanded to know who was calling, Terri Van Keuren, his daughter, remembers. He was brusque. This didn't make any sense.

"The little voice is now crying," Van Keuren recalls.

The voice didn't give up, though. "Is this one of Santa's elves, then?"

It must be a prank, Shoup thought. But, as he scanned the room, the "stony, serious faces" of his fellow men suggested otherwise. Then it occurred to him: Lines must have, literally, gotten crossed. There must have been "some screwup on the phones."

And then Shoup made a fateful, delightful decision: He decided to play along.

“Yes, I am,” he answered the caller, be-elfing himself. “Have you been a good little girl?"

More calls began coming in. Shoup grabbed an airman who happened to be standing nearby and told him to answer the calls, too. The direction Shoup gave, as Van Keuren remembers the story? "Just pretend you're Santa.'"

The little voice is now crying. "Is this one of Santa's elves, then?"
Soon, the pretending evolved: The CONAD staff were providing the calling children not just with bowlful-of-jelly replies to their inquiries, but also with informational updates about Santa's progress as he made his way around the world. As NORAD's Santa site puts it: "A tradition was born."

The tradition has evolved, slightly, since then. In 1958, when NORAD was formed, it continued to offer a "Santa tracking" service to anyone who called in—especially on December 24. And the tracking continues. The people who answer the calls now include "countless numbers of Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marine Corps personnel," Van Keuren notes. As of 2009, those volunteers were handling more than 12,000 e-mails and more than 70,000 telephone calls from more than 200 countries and territories. In 2011, Michelle Obama answered calls on behalf of the North Pole NORAD.

The geolocation tradition, today, also continues with the help of social media and dedicated apps (iOS and Android!) and, in particular, the web—via noradsanta.org. Which currently locates Santa, with the help of some complex satellite triangulation maneuvers, just where you'd expect him to be: at the North Pole. And which is, as far as I can tell, typo-free.

Via Snopes

Update: Yoni Appelbaum, Atlantic contributor and historian extraordinaire, has passed along some of his own fascinating research into the Santa-tracking story. First of all, he wrote in an email,

It turns out that the military, and other government agencies, had been using Santa to sell their missions long before 1954. At the height of the Second World War, Eisenhower’s headquarters put out a release offering 'Christmas guidance' to war correspondents. It confirmed that 'a new North Pole Command has been formed,' that 'Santa Claus is directing operations,' and that 'he has under his command a small army of gnomes.' The censors, though, suppressed the location of Santa’s headquarters, directed that his delivery methods be described only as employing 'secret devices' or 'special scientific techniques,' and proscribed 'any mention of radar or speculation on the purpose of reindeer antennae.'
Which is both weird and delightful (army of gnomes! radar antennae!), and, regardless, suggestive of the fact that CONAD had a vested interest in PR campaigns as well as military ones. It was primed, basically, to take advantage of the good cheer of Christmas for its own ends—among them, promoting its military technology. Which makes sense, and which would help explain why NORAD would have so faithfully continued the tradition year after year.

Yoni has also found, it's worth noting, disparities in the early stories that informed NORAD's, Snopes's, and other current accounts of the intercepted North Pole calls. When Shoup told his story to the LA Times in 1980, he mentioned an unlisted line that a child had accessed. In a later newspaper story, in 1999, Shoup mentioned a much more limited, Red Phone-style line, and multiple children. My retelling originates from the Snopes account of what happened, but I'd love more documentation. If you have access to that, or know anything additional about the original story, drop me an email (mgarber[at]theatlantic.com). And big thanks to Yoni for sharing his research.
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If you have young children, help them track Santa on his way from the North Pole.
http://www.noradsanta.org/
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Post by brihacharan » Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:04 am

Christmas time brings many a sweet old memory....
During my school days I used to accompany my neighborhood children carrying candle lit paper lanterns and sing carols outside houses in the street where we lived...
We were treated to slices of home made cakes & sweets!!!
My favorite Christmas song was "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" sung by Jimmy Boyd....

Jimmy Boyd, a skinny red-headed kid of 12 recorded “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”. Written by Tommie Connor, it was an immediate hit in 1952, selling 2.5 million copies within weeks of its release.
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Post by moulindu » Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:30 am

My favourite Christmas song is by DIDO with eminem "CHRISTMAS MIX"

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Post by BowMan » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:13 pm

I am not too sure if I have been a good boy this year :? :roll:

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Post by xl_target » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:41 pm

BowMan wrote:I am not too sure if I have been a good boy this year :? :roll:
Reindeer droppings for you, my boy.
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Post by nagarifle » Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:25 pm

no fat chap with white beard and pot belly is coming down my chimmny, i got hot fire and plate full of chilly waiting for him, as he needs to lose some weight.
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Post by moulindu » Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:06 pm

Well what can i say, I have been a good boy & Santa though didnt bought me Kate Hudson got me an Air rifle instead:cheers:

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Post by TC » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:27 pm

I have been a very good boy this year, the year before and many many many years that went by ....

But

Santa never came and game me that Smith and Wesson Model 29, 8 3/8 inch barrel and 5000 rounds of hand loaded ammo
(make that Hornady FMJ HP :wink:) .. :? :?

Never left that huge Walker Colt in a hand-stitched leather holster and a bag full of gunpowder, bullets and wax patches :? :?

He never came to show me two versions of the Beretta 92 .... one being the 93 R and ask whether I really needed a pistol with burst fire in Kolkata :? :?

He never came while I was asleep and left by my bedside a .22 High Standard HD Military with the original OSS silence filled and tuned :? :?

He never knocked on the glass seal of my window and wink at me, holding a Sig 210 pistol in 9mm and ask, "So, did you really wish for this lad ?"

I wished and wished and wished ... but Santa never crossed my path :?



ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

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Post by brihacharan » Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:30 pm

TC wrote:I have been a very good boy this year, the year before and many many many years that went by ....

But He never knocked on the glass seal of my window and wink at me, holding the goodies I wished for......
I wished and wished and wished ... but Santa never crossed my path :?
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

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> Pardon me TC, in this land of (can't get the right word) we are all 'B@#$$%&s" :oops:
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Post by xl_target » Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:50 am

nagarifle wrote:no fat chap with white beard and pot belly is coming down my chimmny, i got hot fire and plate full of chilly waiting for him, as he needs to lose some weight.
Well, if you're going to be that way, we'll forget the lump of coal.
It's reindeer droppings for you too.
I am reminded of the old saying.... "If Wishes were Horses.......
You're correct. :)
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Post by nagarifle » Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:03 am

xl_target wrote:
nagarifle wrote:no fat chap with white beard and pot belly is coming down my chimmny, i got hot fire and plate full of chilly waiting for him, as he needs to lose some weight.
Well, if you're going to be that way, we'll forget the lump of coal.
It's reindeer droppings for you too.
lovely just what i needed for the roses.
ROTFL ROTFL

i contacted santa on behalf of IFG, this is what he had to say for himself:

From: Santa Claus:

I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will
no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia,
North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas,
Kansas and Arkansas on Christmas Eve.

Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth,
my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and
Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract I
also get longer breaks for milk and cookies, so keep that
in mind.

However, I'm certain that your children will be in good
hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my
third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from
the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to
all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few
differences between us.

Differences such as:
1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents
from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a
bumper sticker that reads:"These toys insured by Smith and
Wesson."

2.Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that
children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on
the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a
little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.

3.Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin'
coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning
him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's cousin's
head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.

4.You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen.."
when Bubba Claus takes off. Instead, you'll hear,
"On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott and Petty."

5."Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you
also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I herd dat!"

6.As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh
does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with
the words "Back Off."

7.The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on
34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown
in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see
"Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV"
featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of
state patrol cars crashing into each other.

And Finally,

8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you,
I'd make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other
way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.

Sincerely Yours,

Santa Claus
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Post by essdee1972 » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:28 am

Since we are all good little(?) boys and girls, if all of us collectively wish for free gun laws and availability in this land of the (whatever Brihaji had in mind), wouldn't Santa listen??
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Post by brihacharan » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:52 am

nagarifle wrote:no fat chap with white beard and pot belly is coming down my chimmny, i got hot fire and plate full of chilly waiting for him, as he needs to lose some weight.



Hey Nags,
> You couldn't have said it better :lol:
> The caption should ideally read " Hey Nags We have a Problem" ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

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Post by TC » Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:29 pm

This thread is going crazy ...... ROTFL ROTFL

Thanks XL for starting it and thanks Naga and Brihaji for making it a must read for me every morning :lol: :lol:

I am sure Santa is reading this thread too and gearing up.....

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Post by brihacharan » Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:48 pm

Hi Guys,
> In case you don't receive your gifts this Christmas....
> This probably was what could have happened ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

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