From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

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Re: From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Post by m24 » Mon May 31, 2010 7:54 pm

Name it "Shit Strong". You won't even have to explain.

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Re: From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Post by TwoRivers » Mon May 31, 2010 10:57 pm

But it's not strong. It's smooth and delicately flavored. :lol:

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Re: From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Post by m24 » Mon May 31, 2010 11:10 pm

TwoRivers wrote:smooth and delicately flavored. :lol:
That particular lot might be a result of loose bowel movement. And let's not even talk about the flavor.

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Jeff Cooper advocated four basic rules of gun safety:
1) All guns are always loaded. Even if they are not, treat them as if they are.
2) Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3) Keep your finger off the trigger till your sights are on the target.
4) Identify your target, and what is behind it.

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Re: From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Post by TwoRivers » Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:29 am

But flavor is what it's all about! Smooth and delicate, not harsh or acidic.

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Re: From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Post by m24 » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:20 am

TwoRivers wrote:But flavor is what it's all about! Smooth and delicate, not harsh or acidic.
Everybody has their own poison. You've certainly found yours, chief. :)

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Jeff Cooper advocated four basic rules of gun safety:
1) All guns are always loaded. Even if they are not, treat them as if they are.
2) Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3) Keep your finger off the trigger till your sights are on the target.
4) Identify your target, and what is behind it.

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Re: From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Post by TwoRivers » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:58 am

Yes, I am certainly fond of my poisons; but rest assured, coffee is not one of them.

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Re: From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Post by DAN » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:20 am

TwoRivers wrote:It's been known generically as "monkey coffee" in Kenya for a long time. And how would you know for sure which monkey it had gone through, unless you kept the monkeys in cages? Or were an expert in identifying monkey dung?
Well,You've tasted monkey coffee but never tasted "Hanumaan coffee"(Specially blended flavors from Semnopithecus dussumieri) or shit strong (flavors from the infamous Macaca mulatta with a little orange pulp and carefully selected wild berries and select herbs like banana)
"Brings out the shit in you"

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Re: From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Post by m24 » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:25 am

ROTFL
Jeff Cooper advocated four basic rules of gun safety:
1) All guns are always loaded. Even if they are not, treat them as if they are.
2) Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3) Keep your finger off the trigger till your sights are on the target.
4) Identify your target, and what is behind it.

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Re: From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Post by TwoRivers » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:37 am

DAN: Never tasted "monkey coffee", and therefore must yield to your judgement and expertise. My preference, if I have a cup of the brew, is for Yirgacheffe. :lol:

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Re: From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Post by DAN » Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:05 pm

Ye Yirgacheffe is por la sissies, just give me yor address i'll mail a sample to ya doorstep. Original Hanumaan coffee is la magnficio.
If you like it i'll even mail a monkey so that you can make your own coffee :D .

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Re: From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Post by m24 » Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:29 pm

DAN wrote:Ye Yirgacheffe is por la sissies, just give me yor address i'll mail a sample to ya doorstep. Original Hanumaan coffee is la magnficio.
If you like it i'll even mail a monkey so that you can make your own coffee :D .
ROTFL Make your own blend, light, strong, running, whichever way you want. ROTFL

Damn!! this monkey business has got me thinking. I need to get my coffee pack to check for the contents.

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Jeff Cooper advocated four basic rules of gun safety:
1) All guns are always loaded. Even if they are not, treat them as if they are.
2) Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3) Keep your finger off the trigger till your sights are on the target.
4) Identify your target, and what is behind it.

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Re: From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Post by TwoRivers » Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:04 pm

So I'm a sissy when it comes to coffee. And all this time I thought that it was the monkey coffee that had such a mild, smooth, and delicate flavor. Can your monkeys and coffee bushes stand 60 below F? If not, it's no deal, generous as your offer is. Not gonna keep them in the house.

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Re: From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Post by eljefe » Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:31 pm

I am going back to brooke bond or Taj Mahal :deadhorse:
''It dont mean a thing, if it aint got that zing!''

"...Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away..."

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Re: From Dung to Coffee Brew With No Aftertaste

Post by TwoRivers » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:47 pm

Good choice, Asif. A cool Taj would hit the spot right now.

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